Interesting thoughts around the web:
Where all my party people be at? Oh. There you are. Cool. I’m going back to napping on the couch.
— Chris Angel (@TheChrisAngel) January 6, 2013
When the dishwasher breaks and the cats don’t have thumbs, I really regret not having children.
— Laurie Ruettimann (@lruettimann) January 6, 2013
Dear @walkingdead_amc, the holidays were lonely without you. If you will come back to me, I will change. I swear it.
— Jonathan Ross (@AspectRatioRoss) January 2, 2013
Sudden influx of e-mails complaining about the price of e-books. Why? Does the diner complain to the cow when the chef overcooks the steak?
— Joanne Harris (@Joannechocolat) January 5, 2013
“It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.” – Lou Holtz
— Well Kept Wallet (@deaconhayes) January 4, 2013
I wish there was a browser extension that would prevent Amazon from accepting my money. “Sorry, you’ve ordered enough crap lately.”
— Andrea Whitmer (@AndreaWhitmer) January 4, 2013
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Cost of mail order brides
Living in the ghetto
How to thank my bf for a gift I made him buy without sounding like a gold digger
Radical notion that women are men
What do I get my friend for her birthday if we are not really friends
What do you think of the fact that some people spend a lot of money and time on shopping
At my birthday dinner should I let my friends choose what they want to order
Tell the kids living in the ghetto that everything will be ok
Women who prefer older men aren’t necessarily gold diggers
Anxiety on crack: otherwise known as my kid is an addict what now?